{"id":58,"date":"2025-11-08T00:51:58","date_gmt":"2025-11-07T13:51:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/constantchaos.co\/?p=58"},"modified":"2025-11-08T00:53:44","modified_gmt":"2025-11-07T13:53:44","slug":"cant-resist-what-did-we-hit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/constantchaos.co\/?p=58","title":{"rendered":"Can\u2019t resist. What did we hit?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"p1\">Tried to be a responsible adult today\u2026 then I saw a Pok\u00e9mon card vending machine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"p1\">Five seconds later: \u201cjust one pack.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"p1\">Ten seconds later: \u201cmaybe another\u2014what if there\u2019s a full art card?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"p1\">Parenting lesson of the day: self-control vanishes faster than a wild Pikachu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Tried to be a responsible adult today\u2026 then I saw a Pok\u00e9mon card vending machine. #pokemon\" width=\"400\" height=\"711\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/rRGNYJnIuxQ?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tried to be a responsible adult today\u2026 then I saw a Pok\u00e9mon card vending machine. Five seconds later: \u201cjust one pack.\u201d Ten seconds later: \u201cmaybe another\u2014what if there\u2019s a full art card?\u201d Parenting lesson of the day: self-control vanishes faster than a wild Pikachu.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6,4,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-58","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-pokemon-cards","category-serving-happiness","category-videos"],"featured_image_src":null,"featured_image_src_square":null,"author_info":{"display_name":"Helen","author_link":"https:\/\/constantchaos.co\/?author=1"},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/constantchaos.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/constantchaos.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/constantchaos.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/constantchaos.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/constantchaos.co\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=58"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/constantchaos.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/58\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/constantchaos.co\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=58"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/constantchaos.co\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=58"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/constantchaos.co\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=58"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}