{"id":58,"date":"2025-11-08T00:51:58","date_gmt":"2025-11-07T13:51:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/constantchaos.co\/?p=58"},"modified":"2025-11-08T00:53:44","modified_gmt":"2025-11-07T13:53:44","slug":"cant-resist-what-did-we-hit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/constantchaos.co\/?p=58","title":{"rendered":"Can\u2019t resist. What did we hit?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"p1 wp-block-paragraph\">Tried to be a responsible adult today\u2026 then I saw a Pok\u00e9mon card vending machine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"p1 wp-block-paragraph\">Five seconds later: \u201cjust one pack.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"p1 wp-block-paragraph\">Ten seconds later: \u201cmaybe another\u2014what if there\u2019s a full art card?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"p1 wp-block-paragraph\">Parenting lesson of the day: self-control vanishes faster than a wild Pikachu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Tried to be a responsible adult today\u2026 then I saw a Pok\u00e9mon card vending machine. #pokemon\" width=\"400\" height=\"711\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/rRGNYJnIuxQ?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tried to be a responsible adult today\u2026 then I saw a Pok\u00e9mon card vending machine. 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